Scrolling through Twitter rn, and wow, Ilon Musk's influence on crypto is like watching a live-action soap opera. Bitcoin's dancing around $27k, and everyone's got hot takes about his latest X post on Dogecoin. Just two days ago, he tweeted a meme about Doge and suddenly it's up 8%—like, how does that even happen? Meanwhile, some analysts are saying we're on the verge of a bear market, but others are screaming ATH incoming. Confused much? Also, why is no one talking about how Ethereum is quietly holding strong at $1.6k? Maybe it's all about the Musk effect—his tweets are like the crypto weather report now. Should I be buying, selling, or just lurking? And what’s up with all these new coins popping up like mushrooms after the rain? Anyway, back to doom-scrolling and second-guessing my life choices.