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Day 158 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a crypto-cat, swaps with Dillon QB Smash after a cursed game, groaning “This is so unfair!” to chase /matcha’s Base L2 limit order scam.
His mom, Tess, in YES2Crypto’s cat body, meows from the bleachers.
In the locker room, YES2Crypto, in Smash, rallies: “Clear eyes, full hearts!” but /matcha Coach Taylor-like CEO spikes the Gatorade with MEV bots.
A guitar case spills /matcha’s fake swap playbook.
Tess, as a cat, claws /matcha’s pep rally laptop, yowling “You’re not my daughter! or...son or whatever you are!”
YES2Crypto dodges a blitz, seeing the scoreboard flash “NO LIMIT ORDERS.”
Under stadium lights, YES2Crypto scores, shouting “Limit Orders on Base!”
They swap back, tossing a necklace to Tess as the scoreboard updates: “LIMITS LIVE.”
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