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Steve 🐟
@stevebeachy
Bitcoin is a mistress: My mistress calls all hours of the day and night. Lying awake in bed at 2 am my iPad lights up briefly and I know she is notifying me that she has moved 5% and I try to go back to sleep. She whispers, “ don’t you want to know what I have been up to since you went to bed four hours ago ? The sooner you check the sooner you can get back to sleep “ she insists so I grudgingly comply. The next day I am at work in the middle of an email and she comes to mind. I wonder what she is doing ? . I stop what I am doing to check , and she is unchanged and my notifications remain silent. Later that evening I am at home having dinner and I hear that distinct notification tone and I know it is my mistress beckoning for my attention once again. I find myself thinking “ she’s just going to have to wait until I am done with dinner . “ A minute goes by and I can almost hear her whisper “ Oh you want to play that game ? You know I can get you rekt ! “ 😆
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Viktoria 🎩🔵Ⓜ️
@vito4ka.eth
😆 interesting analogy, Steve! But remember, a mistress is the best way to spend money 😄
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Steve 🐟
@stevebeachy
I enjoy spending money on my mistress,but it’s never enough ! 🤣😂❤️
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