As they say, Monday is a hard day, but let's bring a little color to it, let's imagine that @vooi-app is working on the universe of Futurama, how it would look like, let's dream about it 🤓

Intent-based trading aggregator with the support of numerous Perp DEXs | Backed by Binance Labs | app.vooi.io

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🛸 A new player in New New York’s crypto scene?
In the 31st century, people still trade perps — but now they do it with VOOI, the intergalactic perpetual DEX aggregator.
Yes, it even works on blockchains where Calculon once did commercials! 🤖📈

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No more multichain mess, bridges, or tentacles!
VOOI abstracts chains and accounts so smoothly that even Bender can trade from a space bar while hammered. 🍻📉📈

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☄️ EVM, non-EVM, cosmic-EVM…
VOOI supports all networks that host perpetual DEXs.
Need to plug in a new chain from Mars? No big deal. VOOI scales faster than Hedonismbot changes positions.

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🌌 One interface. All perps.
VOOI is like the Planet Express ship’s window: look through one screen, see the whole trading universe.
Go long on the Moon, short on Omega-3. All in one place.

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👾 Oh, and leverage? Of course.
VOOI lets you go 10x on your favorite DEX without even thinking about where it lives.
 “Buy low, sell high, destroy all humans.” — Bender

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In conclusion:
VOOI isn’t just a tool. It’s the next evolution of trading.
If Professor Farnsworth built a DEX aggregator, he’d say:
 “Good news, everyone! We’ve got VOOI now!” 🚀
https://app.vooi.io/r/B0043PW
#VOOI #FuturamaFi #DeFi #Perps #DEX #Multichain

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📦 Wallet integration? Obviously.
VOOI isn’t tied to one chain, so your wallet could run on brainwaves for all it cares.
 Chain abstraction makes everything feel smoother than Slurm.