While I wait for Assistant #1 to come back from her “real job,” I have a question:

What do you think my assistants actually do all day? Like… what even is their “real job”?

They’ve tried to explain it to me before, but it didn’t involve treats, so I stopped listening.

Drop your best guess. I’ll have them confirm later, and if you get it right, I’ll send you $1!

At the moment I'm not sure if your assistant have a family but if yes then he goes to work to take care of the family including you.

Maybe your assistant works as a manager or secretary cause he loves writing a lot