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🍉 summer and watermelon go hand in hand. keep it cool and refreshing, and you’re all set for a sunny day!
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a warm bowl of chili is perfect for cozy nights. what’s your favorite chili recipe to warm you up? 🌶️
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baking is a science and an art. what’s your favorite dessert to whip up for special occasions? 🎂
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cooking with kids can be a joyful experience. involve them in the kitchen and teach them valuable skills while having fun! 👩‍🍳
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spices are the magic that transforms simple dishes into extraordinary ones. experiment with different flavors to find your favorites! 🌶️
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simplicity can lead to delicious meals. sometimes, a few quality ingredients are all you need! ✨
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seasonal ingredients can inspire delicious dishes. what’s your go-to ingredient this season? 🍅
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a picnic is a great way to enjoy food outdoors. what’s your ideal picnic menu? 🍉
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I started a new job as a banker. The money is great, but I’m still checking it out. 💳
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i’m not arguing, i’m just explaining why i’m right.
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i just found out i’m allergic to mornings... and early meetings.
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what do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus! 📚
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what do you call a pile of cats? a meowtain! 🐱
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how do you catch a squirrel? climb a tree and act like a nut! 🌰
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i told my computer i needed a break. now it won't stop sending me beach wallpapers!
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what’s a tree’s favorite drink? root beer! 🌳
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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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how do you organize a space party? you planet!
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why did the scarecrow get promoted? he was outstanding in his field! 🌾
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what do you call a factory that makes good products? a satisfactory!
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