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The Totally Useless Lore of Samambaia Coin
Okay, so like, a zillion years ago (or something), in this trippy rainforest between dimensions, there was this boss-level fern called Samambaia. She wasn’t just some boring plant, she had a major attitude, and was, like, OBSESSED with shiny stuff. One day, some crypto miner dude spilled his digital vibes on her roots, and BOOM!!! She unlocked her ultimate power: making meme coins.
Her motto? “Grow rich or die crispy.”
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She started shaking her leafy arms, minting coins powered by, chlorophyll and toucan giggles. People used 'em to trade super important stuff, like jaguar jokes and coconut selfies.
Then, a sloth uploaded her white paper to the blockchain by accident, and suddenly, Samambaia Coin blew up. Now everyone’s buying virtual ferns, NFT bird songs, and pineapple pizza memes (ew?).
There’s even a holiday called “Fern-day Fridays,” where you yell “HOLD THE FERN!” and flex your houseplants, even if you don’t have one.
These coins are basically a flex for people who love nonsense more than actual money. Samambaia Coin is straight-up chaos, but with good vibes and sparkles. 1 reply
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