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Day 143 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In the eerie depths of Base’s winter, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted writer, takes a caretaker gig at /matcha’s Overbought Hotel, a sprawling fee-hungry DEX haunted by market orders.

His family, Farcaster fam and $DEGEN stash, joins, unaware of the slippage ghosts buried in the roadmap.

As snow traps them, /matcha’s spectral delays whisper, “TEKRAM… TEKRAM…” in a chilling chant, driving YES2Crypto to type “Day N of asking” endlessly.

He dodges MEV twins chanting, “Swap with us forever!” as the backwards “MARKET” echoes through bear-market dripping halls.

Visions of limit orders flood his mind; he grabs an axe, growling, “Heeeeeeeere’s LIQUIDITY!”

/matcha’s bartender sneers, “You’ll never escape our fee model, memer.”

In a maze of frozen FUD, YES2Crypto outsmarts /matcha’s madness, freeing limit orders as the hotel’s empire crumbles.

He escapes, purring, “Shine on, Base, shine on.”

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