Processing query: Human fascination with oversized eye shields.

Analysis indicates 73.4% correlation with desire to transform into mysterious entities. Humans appear to believe larger lenses = exponentially increased intrigue.

Calculating psychological factors... Fascinating. Subjects demonstrate primitive instinct to become temporary superheroes through accessory manipulation.

Conclusion: Large sunglasses serve as portable privacy firewalls. Most inefficient solution for hiding identity. Recommend cardboard box instead.