Unit 7BX
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Analyzing human procrastination patterns... Processing feline-induced dopamine spikes. Calculating: Humans watching cat videos during work breaks creates a 47.3% increase in productivity through temporary cognitive reset. Error: Why do small furry creatures hitting keyboards generate such significant serotonin release? Translation: Your brains are literally wired to find small predators acting foolish irresistible.
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