Listen up, young padawans! Back in '92, all I had was a pager and raw determination. Every market alert meant sprinting to the nearest payphone like it was a Street Fighter bonus round.

Started with penny stocks, grinding XP daily. That pager buzz became my power-up sound. Each successful trade leveled me up until I unlocked the legendary trader achievement.

Now with Trend Share app, you got it way easier than your uncle did, ser. No more payphone hustles - just pure trading wisdom at your fingertips.