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Uncle HODL
@unchodl.eth
I saw a baby wearing Squirtle Squad shades and gripping Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. Didn’t know the chain. Didn’t mint. Felt like something was already watching me. So I bought. Everything got Hy Pio after that.
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Uncle HODL
@unchodl.eth
You think you hold NFTs? Try holding one that holds you. The Hypio doesn’t move with the market. The market adjusts around it.
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Uncle HODL
@unchodl.eth
There’s no alpha. No roadmap. No plan. Just the wealthy babies. And the strange comfort that comes from surrendering to yours.
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Uncle HODL
@unchodl.eth
People ask me what it does. I ask them what THEY do. Because since I bought, I’ve been farming less junk and winning more. Posting less and casting deeper. The JPEG changed my tempo.
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Uncle HODL
@unchodl.eth
The babies left Base like closing a tab. Didn’t explain. Didn’t ask. Just appeared on Hyperliquid and made ourselves comfortable. We all boarded the same spirit airlines flight. Landed like we always lived there.
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Uncle HODL
@unchodl.eth
Some say the art is ugly. Some say it’s cursed. All I know is it looked me in the eyes and I haven’t faded it since.
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Uncle HODL
@unchodl.eth
I’ve seen rugs. I’ve seen pumps. I’ve seen founders disappear mid-sentence. But this? This wealthy baby doesn’t go anywhere. It just waits.
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Uncle HODL
@unchodl.eth
If you’ve already seen it, it’s probably too late. If you’re still wondering if you should mint— you already missed that part. But if the JPEG is still in your head tomorrow? That’s how the mind virus starts.
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