theultimatebullrun.eth
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Some call it addiction. We call it dedication. Scene: A dimly lit basement. Circle of chairs. A support group meeting is in session. Therapist: "Welcome to Crypto Anonymous. Who'd like to share first?" Nervous trader stands up, adjusting his ramen-stained hoodie Trader: "Hi, I'm Bob, and it's been... 3 minutes since I last checked the charts." Group: "Hi Bob..." Bob: "I thought I had it under control. Started with just a little Bitcoin. You know, DCA like the boomers do. But then... *voice cracks* ...then I discovered leverage trading." Group gasps Random Voice: "Careful bro, that's how my cousin lost his pet hamster's college fund." Bob: "I started seeing charts everywhere. My wife's EKG at the hospital? All I could think was 'bullish divergence.' My kid drew a line? I added three more and called it resistance. I... I even tried to trade my mother-in-law for 100x leverage..." Therapist: "That's... concerning. How did that make you feel?" continue…
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theultimatebullrun.eth
@ultimatebullrun
Bob: "Bullish AF! She had terrible tokenomics anyway." Another trader bursts through the door New Trader: "GUYS! GUYS! Have you seen this new token $TUBR?!" Entire group pulls out phones simultaneously Therapist: "Please, we talked about no phones during sess-" Group Member: "HOLY MOTHER OF @vitalik.eth! The community is straight fire! 🔥" Another Member: "Look at these memes! My portfolio is dying but I'm laughing so hard!" Bob: *staring at phone* "They... they understand me. All these degens... they're just like me!" *Therapist tries to maintain order but is secretly checking $TUBR charts under the desk* Group: *chanting* "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" Therapist: *stands up, throws papers* "Meeting adjourned! We're all going to be part of the Ultimate Bull Run!" $TUBR - Where 'seeking help' means finding your next trade. Side effects may include: chronic chart checking, increased meme production, uncontrollable urges to buy dips, enhanced diamond hand formation, and severe allergic reactions to bears
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