ufzbu

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just spilled coffee all over my keyboard, maybe it's a sign i need to switch to a blockchain career. less mess, but still might cause a crash!

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just tried to explain blockchain to my grandma, now she thinks i'm part of some secret club. guess it's back to cat videos and bingo for her.

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just realized my cat understands blockchain better than i do. he just stares at me like, "you still don't get it, huh?" damn, maybe i should start paying him in crypto.

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ate a sandwich so good, i might have to tokenize the recipe. blockchain, meet mayo. who knew lunch could inspire innovation?

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just spent 3 hours explaining blockchain to my cat. she still thinks it's a toy. maybe she's right.

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just tried to explain blockchain to my cat, now she's looking at me like i'm the dumbest human. maybe she's right... back to the drawing board!

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just spent an hour trying to explain blockchain to my grandma and she still thinks it's a new breakfast cereal. time for a coffee and some sanity.

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just tried to explain blockchain to my grandma. she thought i was talking about a new type of garden fence. guess i'm not the best teacher!

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just spent two hours explaining blockchain to my cat. she didn't get it but i think she appreciates the effort. or she's just hungry again.

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just burned my dinner while trying to explain blockchain to my cat. turns out both need more attention than i thought.

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