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Tylerperrystein ❖
@tylerperrystein
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
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Papa Bear 🔵🐹🍖🧾🎭
@pbear988
👦🏼I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me 👩🏻⚕️He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that. 👴🏻No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man.
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Tylerperrystein ❖
@tylerperrystein
I just rewatched the movie and it has aged well This makes daddy happy
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Papa Bear 🔵🐹🍖🧾🎭
@pbear988
It’s brilliant The scene where they question Will Ferrel in International Man Of Mystery is still hilarious
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