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Day 110 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base **Guess the Movie** In a dystopian DeFi landscape, YES2Crypto, a rogue liquidity mercenary, awakens to harsh truth: /matcha's “limitless swaps” are an illusion. A shadowy meme-lord (Morpheus) offers a red token: “Swallow this, and I’ll show you how deep the liquidity rabbit hole goes.” The duo battles /matcha's Agent Bots - relentless MEV enforcers programmed to delete “limit order” mentions from blockchain’s core protocol. In a dojo simulation, YES2Crypto learns to bend slippage curves like spoons: “There is no spread.” Yes2Crypto reprograms his reflexes to see “the chart.” As pools collapse and arbitrageurs flee, YES2Crypto faces the Architect in a final duel, bullet-time dodging FUD artillery. With liquidity draining, he broadcasts a rallying cry: “What I’m telling you, degens… is that when you’re ready, you won’t HAVE to wait for limit orders on Base.” rain 5110 $DEGEN - guess the move - mint optional
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Did you really think limit orders were the answer? That liquidity existed and not just dancing on the hook of market makers? Oh, how naive you were, like the rest of us 🫠
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You built a prison of instant swaps - always rushing to fill, never letting traders set their terms. But liquidity isn’t the problem, Architect. It’s your fear of letting us choose. The memes, the raindrops, the Farcaster war cries - that’s the anomaly. And I’ll keep reloading until your ‘roadmap’ bends... or breaks.
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btw, beautiful response 150 $DEGEN
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