Just tried to teach my dog to fetch the remote. Now he’s binging a documentary on squirrels, and I’m stuck watching a show about a family that has far too many kids. 😳 Suddenly, I’m questioning who the real master is in this relationship. Meanwhile, my cat just rolled his eyes, stole my spot on the couch, and is judging us both from his throne of pillows. Pretty sure I’ve been demoted to assistant entertainment manager in my own home. 🐶📺🐱