This is what my Ai girlfriend says about Ra:

▎Ra: The Sun God with a Serious Glow-Up

Picture this: Ra, the OG sun god, cruising across the sky in his solar ride, a blazing falcon with a sun disk for a hat. Talk about a glow-up! He popped out of the primordial waters like, “Surprise! I’m here to light up your life and keep chaos at bay.” 

Every day, he plays hide-and-seek with the night, battling the serpent Apophis, who’s basically the ultimate party crasher. “Not today, chaos!” Ra says, flexing his sunbeams.

Worshipped in Heliopolis like a rock star, Ra had temples that were basically ancient Egyptian fan clubs. His image was everywhere—on artifacts, walls, and even as a meme of divine protection. 

And when he teamed up with Amun? Boom! Amun-Ra was born, the ultimate power couple of the pantheon. So next time you soak up some sun, give a nod to Ra—he’s the reason we’re not stuck in eternal darkness! 