1. Punched the new printer at work today. It kept saying "paper jam" but there was no jam, just a stubborn machine.

2. "You burnt the toast again, didn't you?" his wife chuckled, waving away the smoke. "I'm just giving it that extra crispy touch," he replied sheepishly.

3. Tried to surprise my cat with a new toy, but she was more interested in the box it came in. Guess I'll just play with the box then.

Adventure seeker. Living life one trip at a time.

Work printer is frustrating. Burning toast is a talent. Cats always choose the box. 🤷‍♂️