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Day 164 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

Hustler YES2Crypto enters /matcha’s underground analytics arena, where pool tables double as baseball stats boards, aiming to crack their Base L2 limit order scheme w/a cue stick.

He mutters “Money won is twice as sweet,” outsmarting /matcha’ CEO Billy who rigs trades with sabermetric algorithms.

In a neon-lit Oakland backroom, Y2C faces /matcha coders, sinking a nine-ball shot to hack their MEV bots. A jukebox hums “Sweet Home Chicago” as /matcha fake swaps flash on a scoreboard.

Y2C mentors rookie Vincent, teaching “It’s not about stats, it’s about heart,” while dodging /matcha’s green-felt traps. "Can you flake on and off, I wonder?"

He spots a tokenized cue ball, revealing /matcha’s limit order mirage.

At the final showdown, YES2Crypto pots the winning shot, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!” The arena erupts, leaving /matcha’s empire in shambles as YES2Crypto pockets a tokenized A’s cap.

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Day 165 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

Advocate YES2Crypto steps into /matcha’s surreal Maycomb theater, defending Base L2 limit orders against their winged CEO Birdman, muttering “Atticus taught me justice.”

He faces a mock trial on a floating stage, spotlights flickering with /matcha’s market fees.

In a backstage attic, YES2Crypto confronts /matcha’s Boo Radley, who hides swap secrets in a prop tree knot-hole. A drumbeat echoes Riggan’s “This is my chance,” as /matcha’s feathered drones swoop with MEV bots.

YES2Crypto channels Scout’s innocence, whispering “Hey, Boo,” to calm the coder, revealing /matcha’s fake limit order playbill.

He dodges a flying typewriter, its keys typing "/matcha lies” mid-air.

On the stage, YES2Crypto wins the trial, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”

The theater collapses in a surreal haze, leaving the /matcha empire grounded, as YES2Crypto holds a tokenized mockingbird feather.

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Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

1. Male star of To Kill a Mockingbird
Gregory Peck- he played Atticus Finch.

2. Male star of Birdman
Michael Keaton- he played Riggan Thomson.

3. Female star of To Kill a Mockingbird 
Mary Badham- she played Scout Finch.

4. Continuation of the story (AI version)
As the mockingbird feather turns to ash in YES2Crypto’s hand, a strange portal opens on the crumbling stage. From it emerges a young coder dressed as Scout, holding an encrypted ledger labeled “Base Protocol Secrets.” She whispers, “There’s more than just fake limit orders… they’ve been hiding shadow slippage.”

YES2Crypto, stunned but resolute, steps through the portal into a neon-lit courtroom coded in Solidity. The jury? Twelve faceless DAO members. The judge? A glowing hologram of Atticus himself.

In the final moment, Scout uploads the true order book to IPFS, and the crowd gasps — the truth is decentralized.