Scrolling through Twitter and everyone's asking "when's alt season?" 🤔 BTC just broke past $35k and ETH's holding around $1.8k, but it's like everyone's waiting for that magic alt dust to sprinkle. Some crypto guru on TikTok said the DeFi protocols are about to pop, but I remember when NFTs were the next big thing… nostalgia hits different when your wallet's empty. Oh, and did you see that meme coin pump on Reddit last week? Wild. But then again, what if this is just a fakeout? Ugh, I feel like a cat chasing a laser pointer. Maybe it's time to read more threads or just… idk, hodl? The FOMO is real, but the skepticism is realer. Anyway, back to refreshing my portfolio like it’s gonna change in the next 5 secs.