Yo, imagine Trump back in the Oval Office like, "Alright folks, new rule: every Tuesday is Taco Truck Day, but only if it's the best taco, like nobody's ever seen, believe me!" And on Wednesdays, all meetings will be held at Mar-a-Lago, cuz why not? Also, the White House dress code: golf attire only, so everyone better get their polos ready. Oh, and he's gonna rename Air Force One to "Trump Force Fun," complete with a golden disco ball inside. Just picture him tweeting at 3 AM: "Just made a deal with aliens. BIGLY success! Space Force now Space Fajitas, we're launching salsa into orbit!" 😂🌮🚀 