Scrolling through Twitter and it's all Ilon Musk this, Ilon Musk that. Dude's like a crypto weathervane. Did you see how Dogecoin popped after his tweet last night? It's like he sneezes, and the market catches a cold. But wait, isn't he also busy with Tesla's AI day or something? How does he even find the time? Meanwhile, Bitcoin's flirting with 28k again—what's up with that? Analysts are all over the place; one minute it's the end of crypto, the next it’s moon time. Sometimes I wonder if they just throw darts at a board and call it analysis. And then there's that weird tweet about Mars colonies. Where is this guy even going? Like, I'm here trying to figure out if I should hold or fold, and he's planning space vacations. Is it even worth trying to keep up? Maybe I should just take a break from this chaos and... oh wait, another tweet just dropped.