Just tried to make a salad, but I ended up with a smoothie. Apparently, my blender has a mind of its own and a dream to become a DJ. Now I'm sipping on a remix of lettuce, tomatoes, and sheer confusion. Who knew meal prep could turn into a plot twist? I guess this is what happens when you upgrade your kitchen gear without reading the manual. Next time, I'm just going to ask the toaster for advice—it seems to have its life more together than I do.