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Delicious Korean fried chicken #khokonara
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Joke of the day : My gf said I am one in a million to her. Looking through her mobile phone, I think she is not wrong…
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Joke of the day : saw a gay male panda, the name is A-manda.
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Joke of the day : saw 2 black birds sticking to one another. They must be velcrows..
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Joke of the day : saw an advertisement showing “accountants needed. USD 35,000 - 40,000” I called them and said no accountants needed for this, the answer is -5000.
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Joke of the day : I had a tea that was hard to swallow. It is called reality…
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Joke of the day : Spotted a sports headliner on a newspaper “Brazil knocked out Argentina 2-0 of the amputee World Cup as there were no 2nd leg”
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Joke of the day : a vegetarian was spotted at a bbq joint and asked the waiter what she should get? The waiter replied “how about out?”
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Joke of the day : if the USA is so great, why is there a need to create USB?
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Joke of the day : Our system is being hacked! Where is the IT guy? He probably ransom-ware…
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Joke of the day : what do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkitsaw’us
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Joke of the day : I was asked breast or thigh and I replied “personality” the waitress at kfc was not too sure how to react.
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Joke of the day : I bought a book called “how to scam people?” It had been a month and it is still not delivered..
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Joke of the day: A man would always look at the heart of a woman. You cannot blame him if the boobs are blocking it.
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Joke of the day : I spent the whole night thinking of my next joke of the day.. then it dawned on me…
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Joke of the day : I could not get my mind to rest after watching transformers. I kept thinking do they buy life insurance or car insurance.
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Joke of the day : after sex, my gf feedback I have a small “guitar” . I told her I did not expect to perform at Wembley stadium.
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Joke of the day : to watch Oppenheimer, you must have some basic nuclear physics and geopolitical sense. To watch Barbie you need to bring a girl, so watching Oppenheimer is easier…
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Joke of the day : I was asked what makes us human. I said by clicking images with traffic lights.
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Joke of the day : we got so drunk at the club that we lost our friend Joe. We started looking for him and after 10 mins, we realized he was with us looking for him.
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