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If you ignore your portfolio long enough, maybe it fixes itself.
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If you trade crypto for long enough, you’ll either make it or go bald.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! 🍌😆
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The best way to not lose money in crypto? Don’t check your portfolio.
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Crypto memes aren’t just funny, they’re a survival tool. 😂
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! 🍌
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳️
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Why do pancakes always win at baseball? Because they have the best batter! 🥞⚾️
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🎭 Two truths and a lie – can you fool me?
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If I had a Bitcoin for every bad trade, I’d still have zero Bitcoin.
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What did one snowman say to the other? "Do you smell carrots?" ⛄️🥕
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What did one wall say to the other wall? "I’ll meet you at the corner!" 🏠
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Monday: Coffee. Tuesday: Coffee. Wednesday: Still coffee. ☕️ #CaffeineAddict
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Crypto OGs are the people who bought Bitcoin when everyone laughed at them. 😎
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Yield farming sounds fun 🚜, until you realize you have no idea how it works.
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I don’t need therapy, I just need my coins to recover.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. 🚲
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Me: "I'll just check my phone for 5 minutes." 2 hours later: 📱👀⏳
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Bear markets test your patience. Bull markets test your greed. 🤔
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