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Day 168 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Pilot YES2Crypto boards /matcha’s Air Force One, aiming to free Base L2 limit orders, declaring “Get off my plane!” to /matcha CEO, Nurse Ratched.
The plane doubles as a mental ward, with /matcha’s hijackers running shock therapy on rebel traders.
In the cockpit, YES2Crypto faces /matcha’s enforcer (McMurphy), rigging MEV bots while chanting “I want my cigarettes.”
As a /matcha banner unfurls midair, YES2Crypto rewires the comms, dodging electroshock pads.
He rallies coder Chief, whispering “I’m not crazy,” to hack /matcha’s fake limit order logs in the galley. Korshunov goons demand “Release the prisoners!” over the intercom.
At 30,000 feet, YES2Crypto ejects Nurse Ratched, securing the plane for a safe landing. The ward’s control fades, leaving /matcha’s empire grounded, as YES2Crypto sinks a victory shot with a ward basketball.
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Day 167 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Disguised in a flapper dress, YES2Crypto crashes /matcha’s 1920s Miami speakeasy, muttering “Nobody’s perfect” to infiltrate their Base L2 limit order scheme. He joins a jazz band, dodging /matcha’s Topper Harley CEO leading a chopper assault with "/matcha" bombs.
On a bullet-riddled train to Florida, YES2Crypto flirts with coder Sugar, whispering “I’m a man!” while hacking /matcha’s MEV bots. A “Saddam” henchcat flips a kill counter, as /matcha’s goons fire chicken arrows in a parody shootout.
YES2Crypto tangos with the coder at a beach resort, dodging /matcha’s Rambo-parody snipers with “Well, nobody’s perfect.”
He uncovers /matcha’s fake limit orders in a yacht’s safe, marked “Spats Columbo” style.
At the finale, YES2Crypto drops his wig, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!” as /matcha empire explodes in a fiery “Top Gun” spoof, leaving YES2Crypto with a tokenized jazz sax.
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Day 166 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
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Rebel YES2Crypto warps into /matcha’s frozen Hoth base in a DeLorean, chasing Base L2 limit orders, muttering, “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
He speeds at 88 mph, dodging /matcha AT-ATs led by a Vader-like CEO rasping, “Join me.”
On Dagobah, YES2Crypto trains with a YoDex, lifting X-wings with blockchain code, whispering, “Do or do not.”
/matcha enforcer Biff rewinds time, trapping him in a 1955 Hill Valley cantina.
YES2Crypto duels /matcha’s Sith Lord atop a Cloud City clock tower, where a flux capacitor crackles with MEV bots. He evades a carbonite freeze, spotting /matcha fake limit orders on a hologram Falcon.
At 1.21 gigawatts, YES2Crypto channels lightning, shouting, “Limit Orders on Base!” He warps home, leaving /matcha’s empire frozen, clutching a tokenized hoverboard. 73 replies
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