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Day 174 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Saturday at FarCon’s wizard school, YES2Crypto pops an NZT pill to boost his mind, aiming to stop /matcha’s limit order conspiracy blocking limit orders, muttering “I see everything.”
He celebrates Bitcoin’s $100k surge, dodging Umbridge’s crypto ban at Hogwarts. Will /matcha deliver? SOON(TM)?!?!?!
In the Room of Requirement, YES2Crypto trains with Dumbledore, forming an Order to hack /matcha’s testnet Monad network, already at 77k+ wallets.
A /matcha decree glows, revealing their conspiracy to limit trades may end.
YES2Crypto infiltrates the Ministry atrium, outsmarting Eddie Morra, who uses NZT to rig Monad trades.
He evades Dementors, chanting “Expecto Patronum,” to protect $100k Bitcoin and $2K ETH.
At FarCon’s finale, YES2Crypto exposes /matcha’s scheme, freeing Base L2 trades!
/matcha’s conspiracy crumbles as YES2Crypto holds a glowing FarCon wand, Bitcoin’s $100k value shining bright.
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