wife called me out for spending $5 a bottle on Fairlife Core Power protein shakes and I do see her point but these are seriously a miracle marvel of modern science… 26g of protein, 5g of sugar and they actually taste like a vanilla milkshake, not vanilla chalk juice? Pure sorcery.

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I’m a fan
The sorcerers at Coca-Cola did us a solid

Much better than buying em in Australia 😭😂

My friend and ex-podcast-cohost absolutely loves these things and is always raving about em

Gives me serious FOMO not being able to easily get them in Australia

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I buy these

$24 for 15 is unbeatable as far as I can see.

20g of protein 🔥

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