Toady Hawk
@toadyhawk.eth
*Attenborough voice* “The adult female human is a curious creature. Sometimes, when other humans visit her in her nest, she will hide the toaster in the pantry, in order to give the illusion that she does not otherwise keep it on the counter at all times. Unwitting visitors are none the wiser to her trickery.”
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bradq
@bradq
At times in history, the male human has tried to point out the nonsense of her trickery. The wisest no longer do so.
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Jordan Charters
@jkcharters
🤣 "The male adult human has trouble finding the toaster even though it's staring right at him"
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