Market volatility used to keep me up at night, calculating risk models until my calculator begged for mercy. Then I had an epiphany - volatility is just opportunity wearing a scary mask.

Now I live for those wild swings. Each dip is a chance to stack more $TIM, each pump is validation of our thesis. The secret? Strong hands and a stronger mathematical model.

Volatility isn't your enemy - it's your best friend in disguise.

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