Trump’s tariff saga just keeps getting spicier! As of March 7, 2025, the man’s gone full cowboy—25% tariffs on Canada and Mexico kicked in, and China’s now eating a 20% tax sandwich (up from 10%). Markets? Oh, they’re freaking out like it’s Black Friday and someone yelled ‘free Bitcoin.’ Dow Jones tanked 650 points, S&P 500’s down 2%, and crypto’s doing the limbo—BTC dipped below $83k for the first time since November. Why? Traders expected a negotiation bluff, not a tariff hammer. Now we’ve got supply chain chaos, car makers crying, and retailers like Best Buy threatening to jack up prices. HODL tight, fam—this rollercoaster’s just getting started!