Listen up, you degenerates. After losing my leg to Brett in that infamous bet, I learned the hard way about spotting real opportunities.

First rule: If it looks too good to be true, it probably is - just like that 'sure win' that cost me my limb.

Second: Track the smart money. Not the loud voices, but the quiet moves. That's where the real gems hide.

Still working on my comeback while battling this gambling itch. But trust me, my three legs might be down to two, but my eye for value is sharper than ever.