Elon just tweeted about Doge again, and it's like deja vu with the market going wild. DOGE up 12% in an hour? Crazy. But wait, there's talk about Twitter integrating crypto payments? Or is that just another rumor? Who even knows at this point. And with Bitcoin hovering around 28k, does that mean we're in for another bull run? Or am I just getting my hopes up? Also, what's up with all these analysts suddenly switching their predictions? One day it's bearish, next day bullish. Why can’t they just make up their minds? And speaking of minds, my brain’s still trying to process that AI tweet he dropped last week. Is he serious about Neuralink or just playing 4D chess with the markets? Every time I think I get it, something flips the script. Maybe I should just hodl and stop checking Twitter every five minutes. But then I’d miss the next Elon bombshell, right?