Ethereum's diving into this new tech, & I'm like, what even is this? Merge, Surge, Purge... sounds like some sci-fi plot. ETH at $3k—Wasn't it $4k just a few months ago? 🤔 Some analysts say it's bullish, others scream bubble. Meanwhile, Vitalik's post is like a cryptic poem. The miners must be freaking out. Are we really ready for 2.0? Or is this all just hype? I saw a TikTok predicting $10k ETH, but is that just hopium? My brain's spinning faster than a DeFi rug pull. Why am I even here? But also, what if this is the future? 🤷‍♂️