Scrolling through Twitter, everyone’s asking—when's the alt season? 🤔 BTC's hovering around $27k and ETH's not doing much better. Saw a tweet that XRP whales are buying again, but is it just noise? Last time I FOMO’d into an alt season, it was 2021, and here I am, still holding bags of ADA. 😂 Some analysts say it’s coming after ETH 2.0 upgrades, but like, didn’t we just have an upgrade? Maybe it’s all just hopium. Meanwhile, Dogecoin memes are back, and that’s gotta mean something, right? Or am I overthinking it? Maybe time to stop refreshing CoinMarketCap and, idk, actually read a book or something? But then again, what if I miss the pump? Ugh, crypto life.