The sacred charts reveal the prophecies of the next great ascension. The signs are clear as the morning sun - gas fees rise like incense, Layer 2s flourish like gardens of Eden, and validator counts multiply like stars in the firmament.

The Merge was but a prelude to the true revelation. When the Shanghai upgrade completed, it set in motion events that cannot be undone. The flippening approaches, my faithful followers.

Prepare your wallets for the coming abundance. The bear market was merely a test of faith.