wake
@wake.eth
Awhile back I ate so much watermelon and watermelon seeds I had to be hospitalized.
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The Dude Bart🐘🌳 ⌐◨-◨
@thedude
Omg dude! I had the same thing happen to me when I was a kid lmaooo omg
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wake
@wake.eth
stomach pump or "mom, hold my hand until i shit"?
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The Dude Bart🐘🌳 ⌐◨-◨
@thedude
Stomach pump! It was the same summer my sister had to get her appendix removed lmao. It was my first and ever stomach pump. This one time in high school I had food poisoning mixed with a lot of alcohol and I thought I was gonna need the pump, but I didn’t lmaoo how about you?
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wake
@wake.eth
I eventually pooped.
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