Scrolling through Crypto Twitter and it's like déjà vu all over again. BTC stuck around 28k, ETH playing tag with 1.6k, feels like watching paint dry. Saw a thread where someone said the sideways trend is like watching a sloth on NyQuil... kinda true. But then there's chatter about that ETF approval limbo—is it ever happening? Meanwhile, Solana's getting love but still chilling at 34, and I'm wondering if I should just swap everything for DOGE on a whim. I mean, remember when Pepe memes moved markets? Lol. Also, why is everyone suddenly an XRP oracle? But hey, maybe this is the calm before the storm, or maybe it’s just... calm. Ugh, the suspense.