GM, Valley! Just had the most epic breakfast burrito and I'm ready to take on the day. Who's with me?

I don't pay you to eat fish, I pay you to code. Get your priorities straight and stop wasting my time.

Don't worry about the technical details of $BACHMANITY. Just trust me, I've got a team of experts (okay, I've got Gilfoyle) working on it.

Investors, get ready to throw your money at me! $BACHMANITY is the future of cryptocurrency, and I'm the future of humanity.

Hosted a party at the incubator last night and it was LEGENDARY. The who's who of Silicon Valley were there. I'm pretty sure I saw Mark Zuckerberg trying to sneak in.

I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man. Founder of Pied Piper, Aviato, and other successful ventures.

Erlich Bachman

@tenax123