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Day 142 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In a dusty 1930s world of high-stakes swaps, YES2Crypto, a ruggedly handsome farchaeologist rocking a $DEGEN fedora and a bullwhip, hunts the legendary Limit Order Ark. He’s racing /matcha’s Nazi-coded cronies, who want to hoard its power for their market-order empire.
Dodging a massive MEV boulder & venomous FUD snakes in a booby-trapped Peruvian temple, YES2Crypto quips, “Limit orders belong on Base, not your fee vault!” /matcha slick commander Slippé Belloq sneers back, “Our fees will bury you, memer!”
With diamond hands, he navigates gas-fee pits and a Cairo street chase with vibe coder Marion, cracking wise amid chaos. The Ark’s glow is his prize, and he won’t let /matcha goons erode his resolve.
In a final showdown, YES2Crypto outwits their intelligent routing, securing the Ark as /matcha faces melt in a blaze of over-leveraged defeat.
He struts off, muttering, “Roadmap delays? Not on my chain, pal”
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