My stepdaughter graduated from Middle School yesterday. My god do they grow up quick.

She has a little boyfriend now. I gave him the firm handshake and said “Don’t make me kill again boy.” 

Hopefully that will keep him where he belongs for awhile. 😂

Founder of the /success channel. Search Marketing Director at Kraken Kratom. 

haha, he’ll never forget that handshake

congratulations maretus! 🎉

a decade+ of consumer products | decentralized analytics: /intelligent | self exploration: /tanishq

Hahah holy! you carried over some amazing lessons 

this goes straight to my life-hack notes

Thanks bro, appreciate that. He won’t! Because that’s the first thing I heard with my first Gf and I remember it!