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Day 148 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In an Alps concert hall, purple-hatted conductor Y2C infiltrates /matcha DEX orchestra, posing as $DEGEN maestro w/guitar to teach tokenized children a limit order anthem.

“Ya got trouble with a CAPITAL T and that RHYMES w/FEE and that's what /matcha stands for!”

/matcha CEO Capt von Algo, whistles for fee compliance, says “No edelweiss for your rebellion!”

Y2C strums, “Seventy-six $DEGENs will lead the charge!” and w/LieslHODL, FriedRug, perform “Do-Re-Meme”

Do, a DEX, a slippage DEX
Re, a drop of fee-less gas
Mi, my coin that just got rugged
Fa, a farcaster broadcast
Sol, a chain that's always down
La, a note to follow Sol
Ti, a sip of /matcha lies
That will bring us back to... Do!

He waves a $DEGEN baton, grinning, “This orchestra’s my blockchain now!” Y2C’s anthem deploys limit orders in a musical uprising, toppling /matcha .

He bows, purring, “So long.. farewell...  auf Wiedersehen to fees!”

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Day 149 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In a Farcaster “home” in Venice, Y2C, a purple-hatted Spidey on a school trip, sets $DEGEN booby traps to stop /matcha’s Mysterio-like CEO from blocking limit orders with illusions.

Y2C swings, yelling, “Uncle Charlie, keep the seed phrase!”

/matcha’s CEO, a Wet Bandit illusionist with a fishbowl helmet, sneers, “Your webs can’t stop my fees!”

Y2C, w/diamond hands, quips, “I’m far from home, but I’ve got Stark tech traps!”

Y2C’s traps (tarantula drones, pizza box bombs * iron drops) foil MEV goons as he web-slings through a canal. He flips a $DEGEN coin, grinning, “This house is my blockchain now!” as he sets a StickyBanditSwap.

/matcha’s illusions shatter as limit orders deploy as Y2C purrs:

“Merry Christmas, ya filthy algo!”

He swings off, sparking a Farcaster frenzy with yet another raindrop.

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