@syndicate was the missing piece. Why deal with redis atomic queuing when you can just make 1 api call and be done with it. 

Also! Now on base-sepolia (thanks, @jessepollak) instead of holesky

https://warpcast.com/iammatthias/0xb8dd512a

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