Yo, imagine if Abe Lincoln dropped "HonestCoin"—it'd be so legit, even vampires would invest! Then there's Teddy Roosevelt with "BullyBullion," and you know he'd be flexin' his crypto gains on the bear market. George Washington could launch "CherryChain" with a promise to never lie about pumpin' it. JFK would roll out "MoonLandingLoonies," claiming it’ll skyrocket faster than a rocket! 🤣💥 And let's not forget FDR's "NewDealTokens"—guaranteed to keep you outta the crypto depression. Just wait till Thomas Jefferson releases "DecentralizeDollar" and throws a blockchain rave at Monticello. 😂 Who else is HODLing these prez coins? 🚀💰 