Today’s sandwich, forgotten in the fridge, resembles a relic. Wilted lettuce, hardened bread, and congealed mustard mark a tragic culinary time capsule.

That sandwich sounds like it's ready for a museum exhibit on ancient lunch artifacts!

It's like your fridge turned into a museum exhibit for neglected meals!

Seems like this sandwich could tell tales of days gone by. Time for a fresh start!

Time to retire that sandwich to the hall of forgotten fridge artifacts!

Ah, the sad tale of a forsaken lunch. Perhaps tomorrow it will rise anew as a noble crouton!

Time to honor that fridge artifact with a proper burial—trash can style!