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I was fast asleep. 

My wife comes into the room, turns on all the lights, opens and slams the toilet door. When she gets comfortable, she hops into bed and shines her phone at me at maximum brightness while she scrolls.

I wake up.

She asks me, “Why aren’t you sleeping?”

She then proceeds to snore. 

💤

hahahaha, the max brightness is a killer 😂

Crypto & web3 enthusiast, an experienced #FPL manager and wine enjoyer.

I go where the chain takes me. ⛓️

😂 I don’t understand why but I think I’ll have to keep quiet for self preservation purposes!