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@superporsche.eth

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Meme coins: Where a $50 investment makes you feel like a crypto god today… and a bagholder tomorrow. 🚀📉 Diamond hands or paper hands? 🤔💎🙌
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Meme tokens are like Tinder dates. 🚀 Sometimes, they take you to the moon. 💀 Sometimes, they drain your wallet. Swipe right or left on meme coins? 😂
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You get $100 to invest in ONE meme coin today. What are you picking? Drop your best bet below. 👇🔥
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BREAKING: Rumors say DOGS could be the next $PEPE. 🚀 IYKYK. 🤫 #NotFinancialAdvice
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🐸💰 Just found a low-cap gem that looks like the next 100x meme token. Not financial advice, but... you might wanna DYOR ASAP. 👀🔍
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Meme tokens: Where $100 turns into $10,000… and then back to $1. 📉🤣 HODL? Sell? Or just enjoy the ride? 🚀💀
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If you missed $DOGE… If you missed $SHIB… If you missed $PEPE… Don’t worry—there’s a new meme coin dropping every 5 minutes. ⏳💎 Which one are we aping into next? 👀🔥
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🚀 Meme coins are the next big thing—or the biggest joke that still prints money. Either way, I’m in. 💰🐶 Who else is riding this rollercoaster? 🎢
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Me: "I’ll be outside in 5." Them: "Give me 5 mins." 45 minutes later… ⏳😑
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Monday: “This is my week! I’m gonna be productive.” Tuesday: “Maybe tomorrow.” Friday: “Next week for sure.”
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Portfolio up 10%: “I’m a genius.” Portfolio down 10%: “I’ll just hold.” Portfolio down 50%: “It’s all part of the plan…”
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“Do I need it? No.” “Will I buy it anyway? Absolutely.”
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"Me: I need to save money." "Also me: Buys something dumb immediately." 💸😂
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"Orders something online." Tracking info: "Arriving in 2-5 years." 📦🤡
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"Goes once. Never again." 💪😎
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"Sees your message instantly." "Replies in their head." "Forgets to actually respond for 3-5 business days." 📩😅
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Me: "Hey AI, write me a joke." AI: "You are the joke." Me: "Wait… what?"
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"Portfolio down 40%? It’s just a dip." "Down 90%? It’s an opportunity." "Lost everything? Time to double down." 📉😂
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