There was a Jewish boy who was very fond of retrodrops. He abused everything he could get his hands on and loved reading posts in the aggregator. One day, he realized he had skipped folow on Monad and ran to otc. The boy asked the owner of ots if the store had Monad's Twitter accts. The owner said they did, and pulled out a bunch of old and dusty accts. He willingly sold them at a discount, for only 10 shekels each. However, he warned the boy never to open the soulbound-nftshka contract or the boy would die. The boy went home, put his wallet in the comments and was satisfied. But he always wanted to know what was in the nft contract. One day the temptation became too strong and he opened the nft contract, read it and died in horror. In the metadata of the contract it was written: “For fun and education”.