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I asked my computer for a joke, but it wouldn’t byte. 😅
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕
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i once ate a clock, it was very time-consuming.
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every sunrise is a new beginning. start fresh and make the most of each day. 🌅
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why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? because they’re so good at it.
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why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? in case he got a hole in one! ⛳
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Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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i told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. she seemed surprised.
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Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out! 🏋️‍♀️
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don’t wait for the perfect moment. take the moment and make it perfect.
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i’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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i tried to make a belt out of watches. it was a waist of time!
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚
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Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. 📏
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up! 🥚
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I told my dog to play dead, and now he’s an Oscar-winning actor! 🐕
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i asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. she whispered, "they’re right behind you."
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How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌
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